i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
Because all men like watching sports, obviously, right? You just did what you hate men doing, putting generalizations on a whole gender.
i know i did
irritating, isn’t it?
(Source: madsmikklsen, via mynameissassy)
Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”:
“Got Laid Parade”
Yes.
“stride of pride”
“post-cock walk”
“just-touched-a-butt strut”
“took off my pants dance”
“g-spot trot”
“had fun with the clit, time to split”
(Source: unironic-enthusiast, via mynameissassy)